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this blog was/is a hot mess why are people still following it


imagine sexting before the days of electricity

like sending letters between kingdoms

my dearest lord,
apologies for this taking longer than the usual couple of weeks, your rider got caught in a storm on his way to deliver your message. 
art thou still erect?

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Track: Mother's Little Helper
Artist: The Rolling Stones


The Rolling Stones - Mother’s Little Helper

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The ‘D’ is silent

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Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth